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Ellwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearin' sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it."
Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker during fight: "The price is wrong, BITCH!!"
And a batch from Kevin Smith Movies:
Jay: "What the fuck is the internet?"
Holden: "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. "
Dante Hicks: "My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row? "
Brodie: "Cookie stand's not part of the food court."
T.S. Quint: "Sure it is."
Brodie: "The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here!"
T.S. Quint: "The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court."
Brodie: "Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking."
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-- Adam Savage
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