Quote:
Originally posted by Jim Kata
jeez..EVERYONE knows that its mongoloids not mongeese.
|
You are all nuts.
I've blasted a girl a couple of times in the face accidentally, while trying to hit her tits or stomach. Once, my girlfriend and I hadn't seen each other for like 10 days, and in our reunion sex she gasps, "come on my chest!" so I pull out, and the two-week-saved-up load SPLATS the wall right next to her head. She thought it was pretty funny, while I was wondering how the hell to clean it all up without leaving a stain.