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Originally posted by JadziaDax
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
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Mold. I know from first hand experience.
Since I answered a question, I'll ask two.
1: You say that anyone who leaves out the *'s in your name will be in big trouble, but previously, you said the punishment would be spanking. Is there any way I can make sure the punishment is spanking and not something like .. a kick in the nuts?
2: Why do people like to hit my car when it's parked and defenseless? I finally got the fround-in paint off the door, and now the mirror has big gouges in it.
3: Can you track down these people and kill them for me?
4: How did two qeustions suddenly turn into four without me knowing why?
EDIT: I thought of another one
5: What's the best way to avoid razor-burn on sensitive skin?