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Old 08-04-2003, 10:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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Hail Merciless One!

More importantly, what are you going to tell the Zargites? How will you explain the cavalier slaughter of a foreign emissary who believed its self to be safe by the time-honored laws of hospitality? What if they don't like what they hear? If they speak out will you "swat" them too? Will you then swat those who protested the previous swat? Will you attempt to swat me now for posting these questions? You are at a Zargician crossroads, my malevolent dictator. Will you rule with an iron fist, a velvet hammer, a fleshy swatter or perhaps, if it is not to late, a priapic wand of sanatory justice? The choice is yours. It is a dark time to be a Zargite. My thoughts and prayers are with them.
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