Q. Did you here about the guy who drowned in his muesli?
A. A strong current pulled him in.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: Because she was fucking Goofy
Q: How did the farmer find his sheep in the long grass?
A: Very satifying
Q: Whats green and smells like pork?
A: Kermits finger
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