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Hail Accomplishers of Jejune Deeds!
I once ate a 1-pound hamburger with bacon at Fuddruckers in 7 minutes and 40 seconds to win an impromptu race. The spoils of my proud victory included the near admiration of my peers and a swollen belly. I leisurely polished off my fries as the others faltered one by one. I still hold an arm up in triumph as I click submit reply!
-GH
nice fish
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