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A slippery dip is when you have sex using Crisco as lube (it's big down south, I hear)
A witchety grub is a dick that looks like it's had very tight rubber-bands around it for a long period of time... it thins out in parts then folds back over itself, and has a deep shade of purple
You'd call someone a drongo if they tried to give you a slippery dip with a witchety grub.
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