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Mikado · 08-04-2003, 08:27 AM

I love it! Here's one I like to tell.

As an aniversary present to themselves, a couple decides to take golf lessons at a local country club. On the first day of lessons the instructor asks the man to take the club and put a swing on it. The man steps up to the ball, swings the club, and the ball travels about 150 yards.

"Great" Says the instructor. "Now I want you to hold the club like you would hold your wife's breast."

So the man steps up to the ball, grips the club gently, takes a swing, and the this time the ball travels nearly 250 yards!

"Excellent!" The instructor turns to his wife. "Now let's give you a chance."

The wife takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. The ball travels roughly 50 yards.

"Great shot!" Says the instructor. "This time though, I want you to hold the club like you hold your husband's penis."

The woman takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. However, this time the ball only travels about 20 feet.

The instructor says, "Ok, this time take the club out of your mouth."

08-04-2003, 08:27 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mikado Crazy Location: Houston, Texas	I love it! Here's one I like to tell. As an aniversary present to themselves, a couple decides to take golf lessons at a local country club. On the first day of lessons the instructor asks the man to take the club and put a swing on it. The man steps up to the ball, swings the club, and the ball travels about 150 yards. "Great" Says the instructor. "Now I want you to hold the club like you would hold your wife's breast." So the man steps up to the ball, grips the club gently, takes a swing, and the this time the ball travels nearly 250 yards! "Excellent!" The instructor turns to his wife. "Now let's give you a chance." The wife takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. The ball travels roughly 50 yards. "Great shot!" Says the instructor. "This time though, I want you to hold the club like you hold your husband's penis." The woman takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. However, this time the ball only travels about 20 feet. The instructor says, "Ok, this time take the club out of your mouth."