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miked10270 · 08-04-2003, 07:25 AM

OK... Here's MY theory:

All the conspiracy theories put out so sar, and all the little bits of "new" information that are still surfacing 40+ years after the event are ALL part of a massive conspiracy theory to hide the fact that Lee-Harvey Oswald got lucky and made the Secret Service look like a bunch of French Girl-Scouts!

In suport of this theory I'll reveal this startling new information.

I used to shoot, and generally it was accepted that anyone I may shoot at would be reasonably safe as long as I didn't start aiming at something else. I recently got onto a range after a 25+ year break. There I was with a .303" No.4 Bolt-action rifle, WWII vintage even!

Anyway, at 400 yards, light steady wind, from 10 rounds I shot 2 outers to sight the weapon and then 8 bulls! Yeah!!!! 8 holes in the little white bit in the centre of the man sized target. AT 400 F'ing YARDS!!!

I am therefore a superb marksman? NO!! I was F'ing lucky. shot off those 10, got up, said "So, I can still do that", and quit while I was ahead.

Couldn't LHO have got lucky? Do we really need Elvis & the aliens behind the grassy knoll? Do we really need Fidel Castro in the trunk of the car wearing one of J Edgar Hoover's dresses?

Is "Elvis & the Aliens" a cool name for a rock 'n' roll band?

Mike.

08-04-2003, 07:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
miked10270 Banned Location: Scotland	OK... Here's MY theory: All the conspiracy theories put out so sar, and all the little bits of "new" information that are still surfacing 40+ years after the event are ALL part of a massive conspiracy theory to hide the fact that Lee-Harvey Oswald got lucky and made the Secret Service look like a bunch of French Girl-Scouts! In suport of this theory I'll reveal this startling new information. I used to shoot, and generally it was accepted that anyone I may shoot at would be reasonably safe as long as I didn't start aiming at something else. I recently got onto a range after a 25+ year break. There I was with a .303" No.4 Bolt-action rifle, WWII vintage even! Anyway, at 400 yards, light steady wind, from 10 rounds I shot 2 outers to sight the weapon and then 8 bulls! Yeah!!!! 8 holes in the little white bit in the centre of the man sized target. AT 400 F'ing YARDS!!! I am therefore a superb marksman? NO!! I was F'ing lucky. shot off those 10, got up, said "So, I can still do that", and quit while I was ahead. Couldn't LHO have got lucky? Do we really need Elvis & the aliens behind the grassy knoll? Do we really need Fidel Castro in the trunk of the car wearing one of J Edgar Hoover's dresses? Is "Elvis & the Aliens" a cool name for a rock 'n' roll band? Mike. Last edited by miked10270; 08-04-2003 at 07:27 AM..