I read recently, I think it was Playboy, an anecdote from Jack Black about one time when someone was riding cowgirl on him and he accidently got himself in the face. That's gotta be worse. So don't feel bad. Just tell her, "Hey, at least it wasn't me!"
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"The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine
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