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BoCo · 08-02-2003, 05:39 PM

Hmmm...

If you buy a Ford Mustang, put on new wheels, add a supercharger, put a big Saleen wing and body kit on it, add some new shocks and sway bars and perhaps some Recaros and a roll cage, then you're a big man! You have the biggest, fattest, most desired cock on all the land; young girls fight to the death to swing from your scrotum; old ladies faint from disbelief as you roar buy with your dual 4" exhausts growling like two caged lions. All men wish they were you; all boys look to you as an idol and roll model; your own father bows before you as though you're his new god. You can leave tire marks everywhere you go, swinging your tail out as though a sign of territorial pissings. You are The Man. And no man before you or after you will ever stand up to your massive, heaving chest!

However, if you do the same mods to an imported Asian car, you're just "another one of those damn ricer guys".

Yeah, that makes sense.

08-02-2003, 05:39 PM	#92 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Hmmm... If you buy a Ford Mustang, put on new wheels, add a supercharger, put a big Saleen wing and body kit on it, add some new shocks and sway bars and perhaps some Recaros and a roll cage, then you're a big man! You have the biggest, fattest, most desired cock on all the land; young girls fight to the death to swing from your scrotum; old ladies faint from disbelief as you roar buy with your dual 4" exhausts growling like two caged lions. All men wish they were you; all boys look to you as an idol and roll model; your own father bows before you as though you're his new god. You can leave tire marks everywhere you go, swinging your tail out as though a sign of territorial pissings. You are The Man. And no man before you or after you will ever stand up to your massive, heaving chest! However, if you do the same mods to an imported Asian car, you're just "another one of those damn ricer guys". Yeah, that makes sense. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important. Last edited by BoCo; 08-02-2003 at 05:42 PM..