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Gee - I guess I had it easy - when I met my wife, I was in the middle of plea bargaining a felony drug possesion case down to a misdemeanor - one of the first people I introduced her to was my probation officer.

I'm glad I never had to lose sleep over a decision like that

On the other hand (seriously), I guess you can be happy your asinine drug use never progressed to the point mine did. Two good things came from it, though - getting busted ended my drug use forever, and - did I mention I met my wife then?

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