1. Do you have a very responsive Gaurdian Angel who promptly delivered the now dead kitten to your doorstep?
2. Is the box made from Ice, Ice so cold that it cannot be unfrozen therefore it must have come from Superman's fortress of solitude, and the only animal there he'd be willing to part with would be a penguin, therefore it is a penguin, and because the cargo holds of planes sometimes are depressurized to help ward off fire, a very, very dead penguin.
3. Mail order pet supposed to arrive that day, but it was irradiated for anthrax.
4. Were you previously informed of the contents of the box somehow in any way?
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And old country? WTF? Please explain...
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Jokes about Soviet Union and how backwards it was. "AutoNav: Fork in road ahead,
In old country, road fork you!"