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Three guys are biking on a windy mountain road. They come around a corner, and WHAM! they are hit by a semi and all killed immediately. They're chillin' up in heaven, and God comes to them and says, "Hey guys, you know, I know I kinda screwed you on the whole life thing, so I'll make you a deal. I'll reincarnate you for another lifetime as whatever you want." The first guy says, "Gee, I've always wanted to know what it would be like to fly." So God turns him into a falcon, and he flies off. The second guy says, "You know, I've always wanted to run really fast." So God turns him into a cheetah, and he runs out of there. So the third guy says, "You know, I was always kinda a loser when I was alive, you know, bad with the ladies. I guess I'd really like to be a stud." So God grants him his desire, as well.
A few weeks later, God wants to know how the three guys are doing, so sends St. Peter out to check up on them. St. Peter comes back, and God asks him how the guys are doing. St. Peter replies, "Well, I finally found the first guy soaring around the Adirondacks. The second guy is running all over the place in the plains of Africa. The third guy? oh yeah, I think they just put him into that new development going up in south Jersey."
sorry, first thing that came to mind. I think I'd like to be either a Perigrine falcon, or a dolphin.
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