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ERWIN SCHROEDINGER
It didn't. First it was on one side, then on the other.
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To escape from a spooky, undead cat.
ADOLPH HITLER
To obtain <i>Lebensraum</i> from the inferior chickens on the other side.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
So he could bring this watch, your father's watch, to you.
ARI FLEISCHER
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
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That's not the issue. The issue is why the Democrat Leadership in congress is obstructing the president's plans to contract with Haliburton to build a road athwart each chicken crossing place.
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