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What if humans behaved like dogs?
Clearly, dogs are some of the funniest animals on the planet (just behind monkeys, of course). The other day I was thinking what life would be like if humans behaved like their dogs.
For example:
If you were walking down the street and passed by a stranger, you wouldn't bother to avoid uncomfortable eye contact. You'd just walk right up to that stranger (even if he/she was across the street) and say "Hi there! I'm terribly excited to see you. I'm dying to know what your ass smells like!"
Okay, what other dog behaviors would come across as a little bizarre if portrayed by humans? How about other animals?
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