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Old 08-01-2003, 09:57 AM   #25 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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Dear TFP,

I never thought this could happen to me. I am a married Giant Hamburger.

At one morning consultation appointment, I was greeted at the door by a totally hot burger. She had nice, round full buns and an enormous heaving juicy patty. Her wild toppings were compellingly piled on and led the eye to her partially dripping condiments, which gave a teasing glimpse of the full flavor to come. We ate like wild animals, snoozing on the floor afterwards in a shaft of light that came through the window.
-GH
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