"She's the ferrets' wife now, Bob."
"5 out of 3 men are rapists."
"299,792,458 m/s...not just a good idea, its the law!"
"The Matrix is all around us… even the bathroom!"
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."
I keep an ever expanding text file of quotes that I add to whenever I find a clever new one:
http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/d.sangster/Quotes.txt