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Old 08-01-2003, 04:16 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Originally posted by gnort
speaking of the japanese and the canadians...i wonder if japanese and canadian zombies crave different things.....how come this is never addressed?
AH, but it IS addressed...

You've clearly never seen the latest Japanese-import cult TV show on late night cable: <i>Undead Chef!</i>.

It takes place in Kitchen Graveyard, where zombie chefs from around Japan come to challenge the four <i>Undead Chefs</i>, masters of their chosen cuisine. The featured ingredient is ALWAYS brains.

"Uh, Fukui-san?"
"Yes, Otta?"
"In this bowl, <i>Undead Chef</i> Glaaaarrrhhh is mixing brains, minced brains, soy sauce, fennel, soup, and minced onion."


"<i>Undead Chef</i>, the brain fritata was pungent, yet subtle. The brain ravioli was sweet, but still retained the sharpness of the brains. Truly, <i>Undead Chef</i>, you are a master!"
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