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Old 07-31-2003, 08:05 PM   #33 (permalink)
Menoman
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Location: Boon towns of Ohio
I'll tell you this but I'm also going to say DO NOT TRY THIS AT ALL WHATSOEVER YOU CAN SERIOUSLY INJURE YOURSELF. (and don't do it either)

If you take a Gummy worm and you put a small wire in it... ((Make sure absolutely no part of the wire is hanging out or it'll injure you)) you can put it into the end of your penis and leave it there for like 15 seconds. take it out and then get your jimmy off. Your cum will taste very good

Please, I don't want anyone to blame me for any injury so once again, DO NOT try this.
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