peet|working: How can you tell if salami goes bad?
Hanxter: hehehe
Hanxter: it stinx
cheers|notZzZ: it doesn't smell right
cheers|notZzZ: it is fuzzy
JadzWork: it robs a store
cheers|notZzZ: it is colors it should not be
cheers|notZzZ: the cat runs in terror
Hanxter: melts in yer mouth
cheers|notZzZ: you vomit copiously after consuming it
JadzWork: does drugs on the street corner with hoodlums
Hanxter: not in yer hand
peet|working: gee thanks.
cheers|notZzZ: welcome
peet|working: I'm laughing too hard to type
JadzWork: gets brought home by the police in the middle of the night
Hanxter: don't mention it
Hanxter: AGAIN!
redravin: sleeps with your sister
cheers|notZzZ: LOL
redravin: and gives her clap
Hanxter: applause?
cheers|notZzZ: red, you're gonna hurt me!@