Worked for Britney...
Madonna? Not anymore, not a chance. It's her own fault: not only has she totally killed the mystique by hanging around with that total arse of a seemingly talentless, one (bad) idea, little public schoolboy director of hers; not only has she started trying to speak with a British accent, wear tweeds and chum along with Posh, Becks, and Elton, but she's also spent way too long in the gym over the last few years.
She's lost her jiggle, and replaced it with scrawn, sadly.
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