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Ive given this a little thought-
First buy a river camp not some pussy camper next to a river, i mean a real fucking house on metal stilts (the stilts in real life are used so ur house doesnt get flooded). Make sure the stilts are over 10 feet tall at least and at least 4 inches wide. Then take all stairs and steps off and replace the with a rope laders or retracktable laders. Then put some fuckin land mines around the perimeter of the camp. Grease the metal stilts just in case they try to climb them. Get lots and lots of water and food provisions and basic living supplies. You still need weapons to take out them zombie bastards. I would take two 12 gauge shotguns with pistol grips, extended 8 shot magazines with double ought buck shot in them, and sawed off barrels. Then two identical colt 45's and a belt to hold at least 5 clips a peace. To pick those ugly fuckers off at a distance i would use a 30-06 with a high powered scope( i can already shoot a paint can at 150 yards, thats for fun not Zombie killing). Then some fuckin explosive arrows like on the dukes of hazzard to blow those fucks up. Stock pile lots of ammo, dynamite, and arrows: buy at least 2 cases of 45 caliber military ammo, 2 cases of 12 gauge double ought buckshot, and a case 30-06 ammo. If ur married with kids or have a girlfriend thats better she can either help shoot or load ur weapons. The Zombies might start piling up around ur camp and ur running low on ammo so I would also keep a couple Badass medevil weapons. Some real fuckin Braveheart shit, a fuckin big ass Battle sword and Battleax just in case. If worst comes to worst u sould have a couple razer sharp Buck knifes one on ur belt and one our boot. I hate to say it U also might want to keep a journal to record whats going on if u die but i fuckin doubt it with this set up. Those bastard zombies may have a some fuckin problems when they when they stumble on to a river camp like this.
-Early H
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