Regarding #s 4 & 5 above....
This is, after all, Tilted Nonsense.
I started this with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek, hoping some of our more creative (read: sarcastic) minds would poke some fun, pull some legs, toss out a few red herrings. 'twould appear I mayhaps touched a nerve, and should have posted this in General Discussion or Newbies.
Meanwhile:
1) If you're posting to Tilted Motors, check your engine mounts.
2) Tilted Photography: adjust your tripod.
Somebody stop me before I hurt myself!
And, of course:
