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9.) Don't have to worry about it getting tied in a knot.
10.) Requires more manual dexterity, which weeds out pudgy-fingered fools from the dating/marriage pool.
11.) Won't ever be used as standard measurement for natuical distance
- "Captain, we're 46, 540 dingo-dicks from Norfolk"
- "Eh? I thought we were already docked..."
12.) You'll never step on it by accident.
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle
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