You can't be convicted of the rape of an imaginary woman, chavos. If she were to get pissed off, I'd make fun of her so hard she'd probably dump me anyways.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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