My mother was at a Big Boy once and was getting really slow service, bad service, and then a mistake on the check. She asks to see a manager to get the check straightened out and the waitress goes "You wouldn't be doing this if I weren't black."
Roo!? (That's the best scooby doo impression I can do with text, sorry.) They get it straightened out and we spend the next month making fun of her. The end.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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