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Strangely, I've seen lots of sex.
Since I was 13 or so, I've always hung out with people a few years older than me, so I'd party and spend the night in someone's room and wake up in the wee hours of the morn to see a girl riding the meat-train.
I suppose the most interesting occurrence was when I was 18 and passed out on the bedroom floor of one of my female friends, who was -- I think -- 22 or so. I woke up five or six hours later to see her bucking like a star cowgirl.
She's a good friend, and I never really had any impulse to try anything -- the age difference notwithstanding -- but she certainly was hot, and I did my damnedest to remain an inconspicuous viewer.
However, she noticed me watching, looked me full in the eyes, winked, and continued. She had been quiet before she knew I was awake, but once she saw me observing, she kicked the volume up to normal levels.
It was all I could do to not pull out the tube steak and tug a bit. The alcohol still in my system made everything surreal, so it was quite the exercise in self-control.
Suffice to say, she and I have been close friends ever since.
As a side note, I've always considered college the result of some voyeuristic experiment. It's rare that I can walk through campus any night of the week and not see some cute girl performing fellatio or some guy beating off to porn, and everything in between.
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle
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