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Ok, my friend swears by this method. You will need:
- A pillow
- A piece of string
- Some tissues
- A video of some schoolteacher getting banged from behind (optional)
Method: Fold the pillow in half and secure it tightly with the string, there will now be a crevass, and this is where you shove the tissues, arrange them however you want, boot up katey_sue_takes_it_from_behind_redneck_style.avi, and pound away. For those with expensive tastes, why not substitute pillows with silk? And for the perfectionist, dip it in warm water beforehand!
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