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Introducshun t' da damn Tilted Forum Project, by Halx.
Drop all 'espectashuns dat yo' ass once had about dis site. Whateva' yo' homies
have told yo' ass o' whateva' yo' ass might have 'espuh'ienced in da past has
changed. Da T-F-fuckin'-P aint whut yo' ass think it be anymo'.
Da Tilted Forum Project be some community message bo'd. We be homies,
relashuns, lova's, rivals, an' entertaina's; all wit' respect 4 aich otha'. Our
memba's be all bonded togetha' by one common trait an' dat be our humanity. T'
join us be t'adopt our premise an' uphold our values. I gots'ta lay them out 4
yo' ass right now.
Da T-F-fuckin'-P be ultimate-like run by da community itself. Every bit o'
hardware an' every byte o' bandwidt' dat goes into makin' whut many o' us call
crib on da internet has been supported by donashuns by our generous memba's.
Dis be our fust value; we be all responsible 4 dis community.
Respect be our next value. While yo' neighbor on T-F-fuckin'-P may hold
different views an' opinions dan yo' ass, it be possible in every way t' hold
some discussion wit' him o' ha' without degradin' them 4 deir puh'sonal way o'
thinkin'. Dis value be enforced by our dedicated staff o' moderators an'
administrators who have da damn tools necessary t' make shit propa' an'
respectful 4 all.
Evolushun. Growt', acceptance, adaptashun. No community be puh'fect, but we kin
shaw as hell try t' be. Ignorance be da damn bane o' all shit progressive an'
it aint gonna be tolerated. Quesshuns gots'ta be axed. Lessons gots'ta be
learned. Be yo' own sucka' in da house an' seek da paths yo' ass be interested
in t' betta' yourself as some intellectual sucka'. Grands o' adults interactin'
mains some whole wealt' o' 'espuh'ience an' knowledge be in da house an'
available 4 yo' ass t' confide in.
Yo' homies visit in da house, yo' ass plum aint got met them yet. Ova' da damn
past yaih' I've been so's plaised t' be some part o' dis growin' community.
Neva' b4 have I seen such some upbeat, positive mass o' sucka's welcome an'
accept fresh memba's into deir group without so's much as some quesshun. We do
not have cliques, nor elites. Word to yo' mama. Post counts do not determine
yo' importance in da forums, only yo' attitude determines yo' placement within
da community.
Participashun be necessary t' some jailbait, growin' community. I hate
t'esploit da damn term "mandatory," as it indicates dair be some minimum o'
participashun, howeva' da damn material posted on da T-F-fuckin'-P kin be
compellin' an' draw sucka's away from interacshun. Homie don't play dat. We
caint allow dat, an' therefo' yo' ass gots'ta be aware dat if yo' ass duzn't
participate, yo' membership will be terminated. Every page yo' ass click on be
some drain on bandwidt' an' some drain on da serva's processors. Wit' 'nuff
sucka's clickin' every second without some single word t' say t' da damn rest
o' da damn populashun, it would seem likes some huge waste o' resources -
donated braid waaay down da drain. It be called 'leechin' an' da damn
T-F-fuckin'-P duz not appreciate it an' will remove all non-contributors.
Mah premise, as da site's main administrata', be t' create some place where
sucka's kin be sucka's online. It be not rock t' give yo' opinion on some post.
Whut snatchs some tiny-ass bit mo' courage be t' put yo' heart into yo' post
an' share wit' da damn rest o' da damn viewa's how unique yo' ass be. Art,
scratchin', photography, 'espression - all be welcomed. Da T-F-fuckin'-P be
some clain rest stop on da real damn dirty internet highway. Opinions an'
counta'-'espression will come wit' it, though in some respectful manna'.
T' sum it down,
Respect yo' fellows.
Participate wit' them.
Learn wit' them.
Share wit' them. Amen!
Raip da rewards. Slap mah 'fro!
-Halx
T-F-fuckin'-P Owna' an' Thinka' Administrata'
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