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Shithead (ala The Jerk) is a great name for any animal. You could also go with one of many shit-themed names, like Dipshit, Jack Shit (or Jackie/Jaqueline Shit, seeing as how its a female), Deep Shit, World of Shit, etc.
Roadkill
Sylvia Stupid
Cunt (just think of the fun you could have with that. introducing it to friends, calling for it in the middle of the night, etc. not to mention its a pun. pussycat>pussy>cunt. get it?)
lets see, its stupid, its grey, its female, the answer is obvious: Whoopie
Wendy Whoppers
if its an outside cat, and you dont get her fixed, the Slut, Whore, Tramp, etc. Trust me, any of these will be appropriate.
Duchess Vagina of Pussington
i could do this all day, but I wont.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz
I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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