Thread: jury duty?
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Old 07-29-2003, 11:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun
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i dunno, you could have fun with it, answer all the questions right, but make a total ass of yourself in the courtroom....like "fall asleep" in your chair, and then throw yourself foward, kick over your chair, and then spring up real fast and try and sit down all casual like...or, bring an electronic fart machine, and have fun with that...*laughs* or just cough A LOT. or dont wear any deoderant, but that would only affect the poor jury...or bring a pen, one you have to click to write with, and click that a lot...just be the biggest ass ever...unless you can get in major trouble for that(contempt of court) but i'd press it to the limit regardless...
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