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Hail Citizens!
I am Giant Hamburger.
Sure, you've seen me lurking on other peoples' plates.
You secretly check me out when no one is looking. You long to wrap me in your loving bacon arms and smother me in cheesy kisses. But have you ever tried to get to know me? Do you yearn for the knowledge that lurks behind my sesame seed buns? By day I may be just another large burger but at night I am a warrior-priest-philosopher-king!
I welcome all forms of communication
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