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It's a little known fact that Uncle Phil wears Batman underwear made especially for him from silk in a small shop in Kowloon.
Small, nimble fingered women weave each set to his exact specifications always placing the Bat symbol exactly centered on the crotch and a picture of Robin on the the right cheek.
It's rumored that Michel Jackson buys all of the used ones for his collection but no documentation has surfaced to support this rumor.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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