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Originally posted by tinfoil
I had to endure 3 months of forced abstinence. Well, not forced, but close enough.
When my wife and I were to get married, the priest said that he wouldn't marry us unless we lived appart for 3 months and abstained.
I personally didn't care if he married us or not, but Mrs. Tin was dead set on him.
The bastard then went on vacation and didn't marry us anyways. ugh.
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Hey, iin my church, if you've ever had sex before marriage, they won't marry you and tell you you're going to hell.