this is how i used to gain weight in high school.
i was 6 feet tall and 125 lbs as a freshman.
take half a package of bacon and fry it. then take out bacon.
put a tortilla in the bacon grease and shred half a block of cheddar cheese on top. add the bacon and another tortilla on top. fry the whole thing until crispy.
i could hear my blood slow to a crawl after eating this.
i have no clue why i have high cholesteral now.