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It's nothing too graphic, but I got busted once...
When we were in college, on valentine's day, my girlfriend and I had a nice romantic dinner and decided to have a nice interlude afterwards. We go at it for a while, and we both fall asleep on her futon...naked. We are rudely awakened by her dad knocking on her door, getting agitated b/c we weren't opening the door. I rush into the bathroom w/ my clothes, she quickly gets dressed and answers the door. I take my time, and come strolling out like nothing happened when I realize that we left the condom wrapper on the ground, right next to the futon....and he's staring right at it....
It's a good thing I married her...
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