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Your wife is so fat that you stay at home rather than have to kiss her goodbye in the
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mortius
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She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
I ran around her twice and got lost.
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
When I yell "Kool-Aid", she comes crashing through the wall.
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