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Old 07-28-2003, 05:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
chewie
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I've had a few "odd" pick up lines thrown my way by women in the past. They're far more direct than men.

When I was in college I was in a Fraternity. A local sorority chick who I knew came up to me at a bar one night and say, "So, are you going to go home and play with your pledges, or come home and play with me?"

She won.

Years later I was in Atlantic City talking to this girl I had met. We were getting along pretty well when she just blurts out "Shut up and fuck me."

I did.
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