Thing is, you couldn't do a show "Talking to Canadians"
If you came to Toronto and said that you were with ABC news and you wanted to know the Canadian opinion of the United states banning the practice of putting senior citizens on the ice flows (or maybe in your case left in the desert), or congratulating the US on adopting the 24 hour clock, or giving the vote to the irish.
We'd know right away that you were full of shit
That's what makes "Talking to Americans" so damn funny is we just can't believe that Americans could possibly be so uninformed.