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Q: How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You weren't there! You wouldn't understand!
Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seven: One to do it, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and 5 to make the T-shirts.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Potato.
Q: How many Guns n' Roses band members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fuck you. Suck my fuckin' dick.
-Mikey
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