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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says : "Pint please, and one for the road."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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