No love for the heads.
That’s cool, I have enough to go around.
Brains too…
The human brain weighs about 3 pounds, but uses 20% of one's blood and oxygen.

This one probably weighs significantly more.
We can’t forget about the Bad Brains
But for me, it’s really all about heads right now.
The doll house that is our skull.
An adult human head weighs ten to twelve pounds.
Not eight pounds like that kid says in Jerry Maguire.

Maybe his bean weighs eight pounds. I’d like to see that thing blow up on the big screen.
Is there anything more dramatic than an exploding head?

It should happen more often, hypothetically.
Perhaps someday I’ll meet that great floating head that dwells in the cold vacuum of space.

You know, the one that watches our every move. Scanning us. Judging us.
Making our heads explode.
Until we know more, please keep your heads in jars.

I wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt when one of these babies goes off.
Thank you for your time.
-GH