this one isn't mine, but i was a victim of someone else's laziness:
my friend and i were sitting on the couch, watching television and smoking (cigarettes) with the ashtray on the coffee table not two feet away. my friend asked me to hand him the ash tray, all the while keeping his hand resting on the couch at his side. he coaxed me along until i had the ashtray directly under his burning cigarette. he flicked it with the smallest motion of his thumb, said thanks, and turned back to the television. i could not believe it.
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