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-urinating in front of a restaurant with a BIG glass window out front. It was 3pm, i dont think the lunch crowd like it.
-stripped to my boxers and lit my crotch on fire with some aquanet.
-Same party as the fire, rode a mountain bike naked down a hill, into a major road.
-Played golf off of the roof of a row-home in philadelphia . . . until my friend put a ball through the window of a cop car.
the list grows by the minute.
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You dont get this fat from eating fucking ramen.
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