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My favourite[1] roommate from hell was this spoiled slut who just happened to be a screamer. And apparently was multiorgasmic to boot. She'd drag home someone to scratch her itch at least a couple times a week, wildly thanking god for his bounty until 2,3 sometimes 4 in the morning and then sleep till noon. At least she told me she didn't get up until noon, I didn't see her much in the morning what with being in an 8:00 class and all. How the heck she managed to graduate I'll never know
There was also the undisclosed weirdness with the toilet paper. Just the two of us sharing a bathroom and we'd go through a dozen plus rolls of tp a month. What the heck was she doing?!?
[1] [favourite ie: she is a never ending source of roommate from hell stories]
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