Hilarious stories. I've been caught by a fraternity brother before. He walked in HIS room at 1am after being at the bar and discovered me buried in between the legs of a neighbor sorority girl. She was upset but I finished the procedure.
another time, during the summer I was 17 I was having this lurid affair with a 16 year old hottie. We were both seeing other people. On a wednesday afternoon I drove to the home in our rural county and picked her up for a sexual rendezvous. Unexpectedly, her dad came around the corner about a half mile away and saw me leaving her house. He was a renouned prick and was known to be abusive heavy drinker. It was a good thing that I had a head start because I was driving my dad's diesel volkswagon rabbit. we outran him just because I got lucky. We screwed for an hour in an apple orchard. I dropped her off when I knew her dad's luch hour was well past.
I thought it was all forgotten until 3 days later. I was playing tennis with another girl on the public courts (It was a good summer) when a truck pulled up, and her dad walked across the court, stuck his finger in my chest and said" if you want to see my daughter you come ask my permission"
More to follow gotta go.
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