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Originally posted by geodaro
I've recently learned that if I get caught on the TFP at work, I will get into trouble. And here are a few other jewely from the recent past:
1. If your wife is taking a bath and you are drying your hair at the sink...put the dryer down and leave the room immediately, at least until the urge to toss the dryer into the tub subsides.
2. Laugh and the world laughs with you.....cry and the world laught AT you.
3. If you feed your dog a chocolate bar, you better have a bucket and a mop handy.
4. Tossing a Baby Ruth into your friends new swimming pool during his house warming party is only funny to the person who did it (me).
5. No matter how many times you watch the same porno movie...the music still SUCKS!
Valuable lessons, to say the least.
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I got a laugh out of most of these
But the Baby Ruth had me rolling around.. brought back memories of Caddy Shack
I think that maybe I have learned something and that I just don't realise it.. or I just plain haven't
