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"If you are a good man and love a woman, let her go. If she comes back to you, scare her away permanently; a good man has yet to succeed in doing anything more than boring a woman." - Stiltzkin
"It takes a man as strong as Hercules to delete ALL his pr0n." - Stiltzkin
"A man who has run out of proverbs will inadvertedly resort to saying 'b00bs are cool' when asked to produce another proverb." - Stiltzkin
"b00bs are cool." - Stiltzkin
I'd post some of my actual favorite quotes, but no one would care, and I'd... ah fuck it ::submit::
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The most important thing in this world is love.
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