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In all honesty, this is a pretty silly question.....reminds me of that Eddie Izzard skit....
"cake or death?"
"umm....cake please."
I guess I would do everything I could think of to drive the shark back. Punch it in the nose; gouge out it's eyes; shit myself; distract it with street magic; whatever it takes to get it to go the hell away.
Sidenote: I read a story once where a guy had his arm completely torn off while being attacked and beat the shark off of him with his detached appendage. I don't know if I'd be that imaginative especially with all my bits floating out in the water, but it's possible, eh?
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